Navah Bishop
OMG! So I did it: this is my first post on my very first site!
Okay, so first things first, here's an exclusive selfie from last year (back when I was a fetus):
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| As you can tell, I was pretty much over being cooped up in a placenta ...comfortable, sure, but good luck ordering a pizza! |
So yeah, after a while I was so super-bored I thought I'd just sneak out for maybe an hour or two...big mistake! I totally got snagged, I mean people were screaming and I was like "shhh....", but there were floodlights and a gang of total germaphobe busy-bodies too...
I remember all I wanted to do was chill for a bit, maybe get something to eat that didn't come through my bellybutton, but some weirdos with way too much hair IMO had other ideas, they thought it'd be a hoot to push on all my parts, hang me upside down, and just generally have their way with me.
Not to complain though, I mean, I got to see out of my own peepers, and what a sight...I have like this beautiful mom and totally hot dad! Over all, despite getting caught, it was a pretty sweet day!
Oh, so yeah, check out this totally cute face I grew; plus I can move these cool legs...or do I mean my arms....whatev, you'll see what I mean in the pages to come.
Love,
Navah Bishop
